Anya Sep 13, 2013 Blog 0 Comments

A normal office:

Employee: Hmm, someone seems to have stolen some of my lunch. How rude and outrageous! Do I say anything? Am I inviting conflict by making a fuss? No, it’s my damn lunch and I want recompense!

“Excuse me, team, anyone know who stole my lunch?”

Perpetrator: There is no way I’m fessing up now, ooh look how interesting my work is…

Rest of office: *crickets chirp*

Employee: Bloody scavengers, what do they think I’ll go mental grumble grumble mutter bad feeling…

In a Family Business…

Employee: “HEY GUYS WHERE’S MY MALT LOAF GONE?”

Employer: “Oh, that was me, I had a craving!”

Employee: “…Fair deal, mum.”

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